And he said, to twenty-five people:
“Give me that. We’re not putting a twelve-year-old on the minutes, Deirdre. He’s a nice boy and he’s a liability. Sit down.”
There was a noise of agreement. Somebody said something about insurance.
The meeting moved on inside about ten seconds.
Twenty-five people. Birdie Almond three rows back. Two other residents whose lawns my son had done that fortnight.
Nobody said one word.
And I said, “Fair enough,” and sat down, and I did not ask for that list back and I have never seen it since.
PART 3 — FOUR COMPLAINTS
Here is why there were two cars.
Between the July and that Thursday, four complaints were made to the non-emergency line about a child on private property in the Pellow Drive area.
All four from the same address.
The first two are about a boy operating machinery on private lots without the owner’s permission. The third one adds that he is unsupervised and that residents are elderly and vulnerable.
The fourth one, made at twenty past nine that Thursday morning, says a boy was seen going into a garage at a property he does not live at.
Four is a number. Four is when a report stops being a nuisance log and gets allocated, and when it involves a minor and vulnerable adults they send two units because that is what the policy says.
None of it was true in the way it was written. Every single one of those lawns was done at the request of the person who lived there, and my son had knocked at every door.
The garage was Birdie Almond’s and she had asked him to put her bin out because she cannot lift the lid any more.
Corwin Vale made all four.
PART 4 — WHAT BIRDIE SAID
Officer Kovach and Officer Imbeau spent about eleven minutes in my front room and by minute four the temperature had completely changed, because a twelve-year-old answered every question in one sentence and did not once look at me before he did it.
They went and took a statement from Birdie Almond at about half four.
And they were in that house for two hours and ten minutes.
Because she told them something that had nothing to do with a lawn.
Corwin Vale is her nephew. Her only living relative.
Since the January of last year he has held a power of attorney over her financial affairs, properly made, properly witnessed, and entirely valid.
Between the February and the August he moved forty-one thousand dollars out of her accounts.
Some of it is defensible. A lot of it is not, and there is a schedule now and I have not seen it and it is not mine to see.
And Birdie Almond is eighty-one and lives on her own and does not drive.
In eleven months the only people who came to that door were her nephew, a shopping delivery, and, from the June, a twelve-year-old with a mower every other Tuesday who stayed for a glass of squash and talked at her for twenty minutes.
She told Officer Imbeau that she had been trying to work out how to ask somebody for about four months.
She had not asked anybody. Who do you ask.
What she had done instead was tell my son that she was worried about her bank, twice, in July, in her own kitchen.
And Jory had told me both times, and I had said, “She’s eighty-one, love, they get confused about online banking,” and I had not thought about it again.
PART 5 — THE MOWER
The complaints stopped the day after the statement.
There is a live matter and I am not going to write about it while it is running. Corwin Vale is not on that committee any more and he moved out of Pellow Drive in the spring.
Birdie has a solicitor and a different arrangement and a case worker who comes on Wednesdays, and there is money coming back, some of it, slowly.
She is still in that house. That was the whole of what she wanted and it is the one thing everybody involved has managed to give her.
Jory is thirteen. He did the lawns again this summer and there are fifteen names on the list now, and the list is in a folder in my kitchen drawer and it has my phone number on the front of it.
He does not know most of this. He knows the complaints were made and he knows who made them and he knows Birdie had trouble with money.
He does not know the number and he does not know what she told that officer, and I have decided he can have all of it when he is older, and I may be wrong about that.
What he has said to me, once, in the car, is: “I thought I was in trouble for going in the garage.”
That is what a twelve-year-old took from two patrol cars on his own street.
He’s a nice boy and he’s a liability.
Corwin Vale said that in a community hall in front of twenty-five people, folding my son’s list into his own jacket pocket.
Twenty-five adults heard a man on the committee explain, reasonably, that a child going round the doors of elderly residents was a risk that ought to be managed.
Everybody agreed. Somebody mentioned insurance. It took ten seconds and I sat down.
He was not trying to protect anybody from my son.
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